Hello again, dear readers, and welcome to another installment of Ages WHAT and up?, that feature here on MattBooker.info where–
No. You know what? Just, no. Today’s segment is far more disturbing than anything I’ve yet featured here on this segment. I tried doing the normal intro, but this thing is just too creepy for that.
So where to begin, then?
First lets establish something– I barely know what Duck Dynasty is. I know it’s a tv show about a group of bearded dudes who make duck calls, and I’ve heard it’s wholesome family entertainment where they don’t even swear on camera. Okay, cool.
But I started to see merchandise in stores. And by ‘started to see’ I mean ‘IT IS EVERYWHERE’. There’s some guy with painfully ‘wacky’ catchphrases on shirts, which seems normal at first, but there’s also little girls shirts with the brand. Again, this is a show about guys in camo with beards who make duck calls. And they are on shirts for little girls.
Maybe I’m being judgmental or sexist or something.
What else do they have?
Lets see here… pillows, fake beards, glasses and cups, hats, bobble heads, talking dolls, talking ducks like the billy bass, key chains, watches, lighters, puzzles, lunchboxes, blankets, chap stick, and even their own brand of wine.
Okay. That’s a bit excessive, but nothing creepy.
And then I saw they were selling Duck Dynasty nail files, and tweezers, and–
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