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Lots of spam comments lately. Most of them are repetitive comments saying some slight variation of ‘hey good post, very thoughtful. OH BY THE WAY I FOUND A PLACE TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2 ONLINE CLIK HERE KAY THANKS!”

Seriously. What idiot thinks this is good marketing for anything?

With this being mainly (so far) a transformers blog I am apparently attracting all the dumb ass ones about watching the movie online at what’s probably a scam site.

It makes me kind of miss the more interesting spam, where at least there was some variety.

That gets me thinking… If the Junkions in G1 learned to speak from old earth tv signals, what if a modern show had them intercepting internet spam?

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Step 4 - Touchups

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What’s this? No MURDERation of the title?

Rampage? Where -

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Step 3 - KNEES!

“MUR-”
Yeah, yeah, we know. Murder knees, right?

“HOW DID YOU KNOW OF THIS, SQUISHY?”

Squishy?

“SQUISHY!”

Hurm… Well, you aren’t exactly hard to predict.

“Hurm…”

Okay, so let’s get started with-
“AH-KNEE-ALATION!”

Now you’re just asking for it.

RAMPAGE KNEE LEG FIX MOD GUIDE TUTORIAL GO!

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Step 2 - Hip movement

“MURDER JOINTS!”

How does that even-

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Step 1 - Working Elbows
“MURDER JOINTS!”

No…

Step 1 - Wor-
“WORKING MURDER JOINTS?”

Gah! Fine.

Welcome back everybody, for the part of this guide that most of you are wanting, giving Rampage elbows! It’s pretty straightforward, just disassemble, cut, glue, reassemble, and elbow! Because of that (and to hopefully inspire Monty to buy Rampage before the movie comes out and he’s hard to find) I’m presenting all the steps in today’s tutorial.

That’s right, all on one page. Ready?

Rampage Elbow Guide Tutorial Mod Fix Go!

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Step 1 - Cut a-

“BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE BOX!”

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down there, crabby. Lets try this again…

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A guide to better Rampage elbows, hips, and legs!

……………………-or-

HOW CAN I BEAT YOU IF I HAS NO JOINTS?!

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RAMPAGE! What we’ve seen of him in the trailers and the toy make him out to be an angry mass of swarming death, pointy legs smashing and stabbing at the center of a tread whipped whirlwind of SMASH.

Bonecrusher would love this guy if he didn’t hate him.

But having the figure in hand, somewhere, through the dim lit depths of the new toy fog, a tiny voice was gathering strength. Slowly it built into a roar, rousing me from the contented sighs of deluxe delight until I could not ignore it any longer.

Rampage had problems.

It was that time again…

Woohoo!

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Skids! He’s better than you might think.

Sure, being shades of my favorite color helps (like Acid Storm, for instance), and his pilsbury dough-bot action feature is definitely a plus, but I was wary of all that kibble and how it would affect his articulation.

But fear not, dear readers, because Skids is thoroughly posable and the kibble is integrated into the look. The transformation is complex without being frustrating, fits together snugly in both molds, and is different from what we’ve seen so far.

But there are some things you should know about Skids…

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Who knew the local paper was keeping tabs on my toys?

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I wouldn’t be surprised if he does this in the film…

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