It was nice to have you crash at our place the other night. Staying up late watching Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, The Legend of Neil, and Father Ted.
But I want you to know, Bacon saw the note you left in the bathroom.
Later I found Bacon lying on the bed, begging me to eat it.
You really hurt it, Doug. But you’ve made your choice.
(Unless Cheese is French and into threesomes, cause Bacon might be into that.)