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Turkeygon, anyone?

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My fiancée and I started a diet last week. So far, I’ve lost 10 lbs and she’s lost 12.5 lbs.

Given the above information, two questions often spring to mind.

“How the hell did you do that?” and “Don’t you know it’s the holiday season?”

In answer to the second, yes, I know. Thanksgiving is just a couple of days a way, in fact.

And I’m going to eat as much as I want.

“Okay, wise ass. What fad food are you going to choke down instead of pumpkin pie and turkey?”

Hmm. I was thinking… Thick slices of roasted ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, deviled eggs, and cherry topped cheesecake.

“…”

What? I don’t eat much turkey. I might have a little, though. Maybe even some pumpkin pie.

I should probably answer that first question now.

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What if there was a diet for geeks, computer guys, engineers, and problem solvers?

What if it didn’t involve exercise, stupid fads, points, or eating food you hate?

What it was free?

What if it was real?

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Step 6: Re-attach and Rotate!

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Step 5: Carving

It’s time to get down to the real work of the mod. Enough plotting and planning, it’s time to go all choppy choppy! Now that we’ve worked our way through the basics, it’s time to take a careful approach to carving off the restrictive plastic.

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Step 4: Examine Wings

Looking closely at the wings, you’ll find that they are attached via a round black peg. This particular kind of peg is often used as a swivel joint. Two examples would be Animated Ratchet and Starscream, as both their legs have a swivel joint using a connector similar to this.

So what keeps this peg from being a joint? Little ridges of plastic that are just begging to be shaved!

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Step 3: Other

While Blitzy’s napping, now’s a great time to do some minor touch ups to make him even better.

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Step 2: Subdue Blitzwing
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Step 1: Cut a Hole in the Box

“Really, zis joke again? Do not make me crush you, human.”

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