Turkeygon, anyone?
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Meanwhile, at the Little Bots’ Table…
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“Is this some kind of height joke?!”
“If only.”
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Lets check in with some of our other regulars…
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Hey, Norman. What are you thankful for?
You know what? Nevermind.
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What about you, Venom?
“Hair.”
… Happy… Happy Thanksgiving.
“And stuffing. We love stuffing.”
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So, dear reader. What are you thankful for?
~Matt Booker
Tags: Holiday
Happy Turkey Day, Matt!
Exploding Turkey Bombs. Fuck Pumpkins. Too fragile.
Thanks, Heavyarms.
And Doug, I’m not sure Norman had that in mind, but your sentence was partially on the right track.
Unless “Exploding Turkey Bomb” is some new slang. Maybe I should check urbandictionary…
~Matt Booker
maybe if you mix up the letters
“Fuck Exploding Turkey. Pumpkin Bombs Too Fragile.”
SPONGESCREAM!