CANNONS THAT PIVOT OVER BLITZWING’S SHOULDERS!
Now that I’ve got your attention…
Yes, another Blitzwing guide. This time around I’ve got the usual extras, like a fix to a widespread issue that some of you might not even realize is there, and another wing modification that I’m kind of iffy about.
Oh, and a cannon mod. :D
It is by no means as essential as the first wing modification, but who doesn’t want Blitzwing to have pivoting shoulder cannons in just six easy steps?
Several of you, but that’s just the law of averages.
Most Blitzwing owners would like his cannons to pivot over his shoulders, and some have even tried… People have done things like attaching the cannons to his shoulders, or even using sticky clay. But turning Blitzwing into a parts-former is not the answer!
I has it, and if you come adventure I’ll show you how to give your Blitzwing some weapons in bot mode.
“Zat’s enough! I am sick ohv all zis crap about me not having veapons! I vill crush you vit my bare hands!”
But… isn’t it better to have more than one way to destroy your enemies?
“No! Zhere ihz nothing like za feel of circuits snapping, bot to bot, spattered wit za gush ohv a broken mech’s fresh oil…”
That’s not exactly what I meant…
“On za ohzer hand, zhere’s less chance ohv personal damage ven firing from afar.”
“Ooh! Can I fire little Christina Aguilara monsters vit zem?”
… Yes. Yes you can.
“Excellent. Sign me up, zen.”
Really? But you…
“Oh, I see. You’re stereotyping me.”
No, that’s not it at all. You can be silly sometimes too…
“I vill show you silly! Silly like a crushed, uh… you!“
“Okay, okay. I get your point. I vill submit to za mod.”
Respect my authoritai!
“Your palms are like hobbit feet!”
“It’s like a brillo pad!”
Okay! Join me tomorrow for part 2 and step 1 of…
Awesomerest Blitzwing- Cannon Mod and More!