The MOAR You Know – GLUE AND YOU!

Glue- it’s what holds some things together! But though it can be a force for good, perhaps even uniting opposing opposites in molecular bonded bigamy… it can be used for evil.

Yes, that’s right. Sometimes substances are abused.

Shocking, I know, but it does happen. And if you’re not careful, it can happen to YOU.

Join me today for a very special and heartwarming edition of…

The MOAR You Know!

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“With the aid of this common Earth adhesive, plus a little creative parts placement…  Swerve can walk again!”

And he has laser arms.”

“Laser arms? Won’t that make him a little unstable?”

“Nonsense! Helps the healing process. He’ll be fine.”

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Gosh, glue sure can be handy… and dangerous! It can have serious, adverse effects on plastic if not used properly.

Be sure of what you want to glue before you do.
(That rhymes and is helpful!)

Never leave a bottle unsecured and near your toys.
(That… That’s helpful!)

But even the most responsible of modders can still have toys with a krazy problem.

Thankfully, there are some telltale signs your toy’s been sniffing krazy glue.

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Does your bot look like Headmaster?

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Glue Mustache?

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Random objects stuck to the bots face?

“Let me guess. You didn’t think it was glue?”

“MMMF!!”

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Overexposure to glue fumes may result in G1 Season 3 leadership qualities, ranging from Rodimus class emo to Galvatron levels of insanity.

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So be careful when gluing your toys!

Remember… The MOAR You Know!

~Matt Booker

2 thoughts on “The MOAR You Know – GLUE AND YOU!

  1. Your title does not make any sense. The more you know… what?

    It leaves you hanging. Theres must be SOMETHING.

    Like The More You Know, The More You Grow.

    So what is it? CHANGE THE TITLE!

    \\RODIMAS// Z
    ho ho ho

  2. Well, constructive criticism is usually appreciated.

    But obviously you aren’t familiar with the word ‘MOAR’, as it constitutes the whole of the sentence, including the implied follow up.

    In fact, ‘The’, ‘You’, and ‘Know’ are just hanging around to spice up the title.

    ~Matt Booker

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