The MOAR You Know – Hood Chests

The recent repaint of classics Mirage into movie Fracture classics Crasher was very successful in the collector community.

Perhaps a little too successful.

Reasoning that it worked for Mirage, HasTak execs decided that fans must like gender bended repaints.

And so it was that Trixie taught us the real truth behind hood chests…

Unfortunately, the character was not a g1 homage so fans hated it.

Released in Japan as WonderChest Wonderfest Classics Arcee, the figure was a resounding success.

~Matt Booker

24 thoughts on “The MOAR You Know – Hood Chests

  1. Hey Schlecki! Nice to see you made it over here for a visit. :)

    As for this… Well, something about TFA Jazz just says ‘boobies’ to me. I saw him and this idea smacked me in the face like a huge pair of double D’s down at The Dirty Bird.

    Er… I mean, it just seemed funny.

    ~Matt Booker

  2. Hey, if he’s into the pantsless thing, more power to you two.

    I’ve been meaning to digibash this for a while, and I wanted something a little less (and yet more) offensive than politics for the follow up to Tuesday’s post.

    Originally I had the mid section all pink and red, but then I figured, ‘You know what’s classy? A belly shirt!’

    Trixie may be the first TF with a belly button (outside of slash art).

    ~Matt Booker

  3. The colors are almost as garish as Action Masters Thundercracker (If you haven’t seen his paint job, I’d suggest NOT looking it up, unless you have sunglasses and/or Pepto Bismol nearby).

  4. Ha ha! I must admit, when I was kid, I was convinced that Prowl and Jazz were women. I had an aunt with a very deep voice, so I was going by their, ah, chesticular regions for my gender identifiers.

  5. Bosch, I thought that too, but it’s mostly just the angle of the picture.

    Seriously, I drew the line straight down from the pointy part of Jazz’s chest.

    Kookaburra… That’s both funny and disturbing, so naturally hilarious.

    And Schlecki, lipstick would make her look too trampy. *points to the obvious classy of the belly shirt.*

    Of course, it’d be great if it were poorly applied. :)

    ~Matt Booker

  6. Blame Schlecki for giving me this idea, but I think he could use the Shoop da whoop face!

    Imma chargin’ mah lazer!
    Imma firin’ mah lazer!
    SHOOP DA WHOOP!

    (I’d do it but it but my photoshop skillz are phar frum ‘leet)

  7. What about a tramp stamp Matt? Or some ass-antlers? They’re what all of the klassy bots are sporting these days! XD

  8. Rofl, Bosch and Kookaburra.

    You all should really stop encouraging me to make female TRANSformers.

    ~Matt Booker

  9. I will admit, that when I first got into fandom, whenever I saw the word “transfan” it brought to mind something COMPLETELY different.

  10. Haha! Oh and I edited your comment to display the image.

    I haven’t been on here much for the past week thanks to a sinus infection, but this warranted a comment.

    ~Matt Booker

  11. Oh dude, SI’s can bugger off! I hate those. Hope ya get past it and fast.

    As for the image, it did not show when I posted so I fig’d it was some kind of setting on your end that needed either a permission or did not set properly when I entered it. Glad you enjoyed it!

  12. I’m getting better, and hopefully I’ll have another guide ready for this week or so. I’ll be for Lugnut, and it’ll have that Step 1 that I didn’t do for the Swoop guide (because it REALLY crossed a line and I didn’t want to put off the lilformers visitors. Better to have them read a post like this one as their introduction to my site. heh heh).

    And the image is still very funny. I just posted in the action pose thread on tformers. You should follow it up with your photoShooped picture. :D

    ~Matt Booker

  13. Oh, NOES!!1 Professor Princess got her hands on Jazz!1!1

    TEH FANDUM IZ RUINED FOREVER!!11!1* ;)

    *look it up on TFWiki

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