Comments on: Spam! http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/ A Blog of Writing, Crafting, Cooking, and Transformers Custom Mod Guides. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 07:33:44 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: matt http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-965 matt Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:42:03 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-965 Bizzles, I'm still trying to figure out your comment... ~Matt Booker Bizzles, I’m still trying to figure out your comment…

~Matt Booker

]]> By: Monty Python http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-940 Monty Python Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:11:16 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-940 A prostitute would just add to the fail though. Especially if you get arrested. He'd need to get a Ferrari Enzo, become a Ninja, and beat up Chuck Norris to relieve all the fail he's accumulated. A prostitute would just add to the fail though. Especially if you get arrested.

He’d need to get a Ferrari Enzo, become a Ninja, and beat up Chuck Norris to relieve all the fail he’s accumulated.

]]> By: Bosch http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-933 Bosch Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:31:58 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-933 Well ya know, when your claim to fame is selling glorified sponges and hand operated kitchen appliances, you gotta relieve your severe amount of fail some how. Well ya know, when your claim to fame is selling glorified sponges and hand operated kitchen appliances, you gotta relieve your severe amount of fail some how.

]]> By: Monty Python http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-932 Monty Python Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:25:23 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-932 Supposedly, she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, so he started beating her up. Apparently, she DIDN'T love his nuts. Supposedly, she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go, so he started beating her up.

Apparently, she DIDN’T love his nuts.

]]> By: matt http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-931 matt Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:49:46 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-931 I dunno, I think his spokesman days are numbered since he beat up that prostitute last weekend. I wonder what happened? Maybe he got mad because she was using a paper towel to clean up. Or maybe she didn't want to use a sham-wow as a condom... Though who could blame her? That thing could be dangerous on an open wound, let alone that... "Sham-POW! I just wrap my fist in the sham-wow, and it absorbs the blow enough that it doesn't leave a bruise! Still hurts, though, and even soaks up blood!" ~Matt Booker I dunno, I think his spokesman days are numbered since he beat up that prostitute last weekend.

I wonder what happened? Maybe he got mad because she was using a paper towel to clean up. Or maybe she didn’t want to use a sham-wow as a condom… Though who could blame her? That thing could be dangerous on an open wound, let alone that…

“Sham-POW! I just wrap my fist in the sham-wow, and it absorbs the blow enough that it doesn’t leave a bruise! Still hurts, though, and even soaks up blood!”

~Matt Booker

]]> By: Bizzles http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-930 Bizzles Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:47:16 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-930 elephants on fire http://www.imghost.aioforum.com/images/389_The_Blue_Elephant_2008_DVDRip.jpg elephants on fire, get 'em nice 'n hot here! elephants on fire

http://www.imghost.aioforum.com/images/389_The_Blue_Elephant_2008_DVDRip.jpg

elephants on fire, get ‘em nice ‘n hot here!

]]> By: Bosch http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-923 Bosch Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:14:57 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-923 Be careful, Vince from Sham-Wow might be trying to sell those next. Be careful, Vince from Sham-Wow might be trying to sell those next.

]]> By: Monty Python http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-921 Monty Python Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:56:26 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-921 Shag-a-sheep sounds like something you would buy off a late night infomercial. Shag-a-sheep sounds like something you would buy off a late night infomercial.

]]> By: Bosch http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-918 Bosch Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:27:07 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-918 (*Cause it's easier to shag a sheep by the cliff, they push back!) (*Cause it’s easier to shag a sheep by the cliff, they push back!)

]]> By: Bosch http://mattbooker.info/2009/04/01/spam/comment-page-1/#comment-917 Bosch Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:26:15 +0000 http://mattbooker.info/?p=1204#comment-917 "I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed to have animal sex over near the cliff's for obvious* reasons." And with that, I leave you with this: It's... “I’m sorry sir, you’re only allowed to have animal sex over near the cliff’s for obvious* reasons.”

And with that, I leave you with this:

It’s…

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