Did the basement dwellers of the world hear my plea? Perhaps, because I found an awesome spam comment tonight.
Behold!
Now that’s an epic word salad. It dances shamelessly along the line of ‘almost makes sense’ and ‘what…?’ as skillfully as a drunken belly dancer- You know it’s awful but it’s just sexy enough to keep watching.
Do any of you have any awesome spam, email or otherwise? If so, post it as a comment! :D
And I’ll try not to accidentally ban anyone when sorting through the real spam.
For new commenters, you might want to post a word of warning first! Better yet, if you’re posting a favorite even approved people should warn me, lest you live in fear of the accidental click of doom!
~Matt Booker
That’s some grade-A Engrish!
I got this one a few hours ago:
APPROVED £300,000.00 CASH GRANT(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER) Name: Mr.Smith Bills
1.Full Names: 2.Address: 3Telephone: 4.Sex: 5.Country:
E-mail: smith.deskdepts@yahoo.com.hk
The best parts are the fact that it’s in pounds while I live in America, the “person” I need to contact is “Mr. Smith Bills”, they missed a period after the 3, and it was titled “Pepsi Lottery Pormo”. Apparently, Pepsi has a lottery. And the spammer can’t spell “promo”.
I initially read that as “Pepsi Lottery Porno”. I don’t even want to try to think what the hell that would be.
I did too, actually.
Dr. Pepper, “This Pepsi lottery porno rocks. Check out the can on her.”
Mt. Lightning, “I’d like to break her seal, if ya know what I mean.”
Dr. Pepper, “No, I don’t…”
Mt. Lightning, “You know, pop her top and get things wet?”
Dr. Pepper, “You’re not even a real Mountain, are you?”
Mt. Lightning, “Um, boobs?”
Cheerwine, “BEHOLD THEM!”
~Matt Booker
I saw “porno” when I read it in my email list. I was afraid to click on it until I noticed it was an “m”.
Also, thanks for linking my blog!
No problem. Thanks for being a regular commenter. ;)
Keep up the good work.
~Matt Booker
Wouldn’t “yahoo.com.hk” be Hong Kong?
Wouldn’t it be Hong Kong dollars, rather than British pounds?
Granted, it’s still not American currency, but that makes it even odder…
The sign says pounds.