Spam! 2!
Did the basement dwellers of the world hear my plea? Perhaps, because I found an awesome spam comment tonight.
Behold!
Now that’s an epic word salad. It dances shamelessly along the line of ‘almost makes sense’ and ‘what…?’ as skillfully as a drunken belly dancer- You know it’s awful but it’s just sexy enough to keep watching.
Do any of you have any awesome spam, email or otherwise? If so, post it as a comment! :D
And I’ll try not to accidentally ban anyone when sorting through the real spam.
For new commenters, you might want to post a word of warning first! Better yet, if you’re posting a favorite even approved people should warn me, lest you live in fear of the accidental click of doom!
~Matt Booker
April 5th, 2009 at 12:27 am
That’s some grade-A Engrish!
I got this one a few hours ago:
APPROVED £300,000.00 CASH GRANT(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER) Name: Mr.Smith Bills
1.Full Names: 2.Address: 3Telephone: 4.Sex: 5.Country:
E-mail: smith.deskdepts@yahoo.com.hk
The best parts are the fact that it’s in pounds while I live in America, the “person” I need to contact is “Mr. Smith Bills”, they missed a period after the 3, and it was titled “Pepsi Lottery Pormo”. Apparently, Pepsi has a lottery. And the spammer can’t spell “promo”.
April 5th, 2009 at 2:00 am
I initially read that as “Pepsi Lottery Porno”. I don’t even want to try to think what the hell that would be.
April 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
I did too, actually.
Dr. Pepper, “This Pepsi lottery porno rocks. Check out the can on her.”
Mt. Lightning, “I’d like to break her seal, if ya know what I mean.”
Dr. Pepper, “No, I don’t…”
Mt. Lightning, “You know, pop her top and get things wet?”
Dr. Pepper, “You’re not even a real Mountain, are you?”
Mt. Lightning, “Um, boobs?”
Cheerwine, “BEHOLD THEM!”
~Matt Booker
April 5th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I saw “porno” when I read it in my email list. I was afraid to click on it until I noticed it was an “m”.
Also, thanks for linking my blog!
April 5th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
No problem. Thanks for being a regular commenter. ;)
Keep up the good work.
~Matt Booker
April 6th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Wouldn’t “yahoo.com.hk” be Hong Kong?
Wouldn’t it be Hong Kong dollars, rather than British pounds?
Granted, it’s still not American currency, but that makes it even odder…
April 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
The sign says pounds.