Step 4 – Touchups
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What’s this? No MURDERation of the title?
Rampage? Where -
Step 3 – KNEES!
“MUR-”
Yeah, yeah, we know. Murder knees, right?
“HOW DID YOU KNOW OF THIS, SQUISHY?”
Squishy?
“SQUISHY!”
Hurm… Well, you aren’t exactly hard to predict.
“Hurm…”
Okay, so let’s get started with-
“AH-KNEE-ALATION!”
Now you’re just asking for it.
RAMPAGE KNEE LEG FIX MOD GUIDE TUTORIAL GO!
Step 1 – Working Elbows
“MURDER JOINTS!”
No…
Step 1 – Wor-
“WORKING MURDER JOINTS?”
Gah! Fine.
Welcome back everybody, for the part of this guide that most of you are wanting, giving Rampage elbows! It’s pretty straightforward, just disassemble, cut, glue, reassemble, and elbow! Because of that (and to hopefully inspire Monty to buy Rampage before the movie comes out and he’s hard to find) I’m presenting all the steps in today’s tutorial.
That’s right, all on one page. Ready?
Rampage Elbow Guide Tutorial Mod Fix Go!
Step 1 – Cut a-
“BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE BOX!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down there, crabby. Lets try this again…
A guide to better Rampage elbows, hips, and legs!
……………………-or-
HOW CAN I BEAT YOU IF I HAS NO JOINTS?!
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RAMPAGE! What we’ve seen of him in the trailers and the toy make him out to be an angry mass of swarming death, pointy legs smashing and stabbing at the center of a tread whipped whirlwind of SMASH.
Bonecrusher would love this guy if he didn’t hate him.
But having the figure in hand, somewhere, through the dim lit depths of the new toy fog, a tiny voice was gathering strength. Slowly it built into a roar, rousing me from the contented sighs of deluxe delight until I could not ignore it any longer.
Rampage had problems.
It was that time again…
Woohoo!
Skids! He’s better than you might think.
Sure, being shades of my favorite color helps (like Acid Storm, for instance), and his pilsbury dough-bot action feature is definitely a plus, but I was wary of all that kibble and how it would affect his articulation.
But fear not, dear readers, because Skids is thoroughly posable and the kibble is integrated into the look. The transformation is complex without being frustrating, fits together snugly in both molds, and is different from what we’ve seen so far.
But there are some things you should know about Skids…
I wouldn’t be surprised if he does this in the film…
Last weekend was the grand start of another new line, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Call em Bionicle, Bayformers, Ugly, or just plane Awesome, they’re here for the next couple of years. With the demise of Animated confirmed at Botcon, and Universe\Classics 3.0 a long way off, how many of you will drown your sorrows in the sultry seductions of Bay’s bug-eyed bots?
I know I will.