I passed up Scorponok from the first film because his bot mode was ridiculous and I didn’t feel like paying deluxe price for an out of scale action figure.
Ravage? From the moment my future Mrs. declared, “Deceptikitty!” at the concept art, his place in the collection was sealed. Now, I could tell you about how he exceeds expectations, has an awesome Chocobo of Doom fanmode, or even expound upon his nom-nom gimmick.
But all those pale in comparison to the single best reason to get him. Once you know it, you will have to buy Ravage.
You have been warned!
You heard me… Deadpool.
“We can has cheezburger FOR GREAT JUSTICE!”
Ravage is like if Battlecat knocked up Skeletor on some lost episode of He-man that turned into a Transformers crossover.
Deadpool fits into Ravage’s natural saddle area, and the spike used for his nom-nom gimmick acts as a nice handle. They’re currently in this pose on my workbench, and have been pretty much since I got Ravage.
Anybody have a good caption for the picture? Post it as a comment!
“Oh! How about, ‘Galloping triumphantly atop the dessicated ghost of Megan Fox’s sexual innocence, DEADPOOL heroically scours the underworld to rescue Bea Arthur from David Carradine!'”
More like… I can’t stop visualizing Ravage as the horrific, skeletal personification of what’s really in Megan Fox’s underwear.
“Then you’ve got nothin to worry about. Have you seen the imax version?”
“She doesn’t wear underwear.”
How does that help?
“It helped me!“
Megan Fox underwear, and lack thereof? That’s going to lead to some disappointed google searchers.
“Meet local singles! Drunk floozies and President Obama can help you increase the size of your stimulus package to pleasure her the way you’ve always wanted!”
Shut up, Wreckgar.
“But I am Wreck-Gar! A winner is you, with cheap Canadian online degrees, work at home in just-“
“Huh… Makes sense to me.”
Back on topic… Anybody have fun captions for the picture? Post them as a comment!
“Now, about those floozies…”