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“Hello old chaps. Good to be out of that box, eh?”
“Whut?”
“Oh, I daresay you’re a dashing fellow.”
“Oh hell no, this place already got enough of that bot on bot shit.”
“Heh heh Skids, you even uglier in stereo!”
“Shut up fore I go all koolaid man on yo ass.”
“Pardon, if I may alleviate the matter with the distraction of my designation? I’m Human Alliance Skids, just you only bigger, better, and more toyetic.”
“Wut?”
“Yo man, you got some problems. Just look at yo ass.”
“Oh?”
“His ass is right, man, look at the size of that skidplate!”
“Well, I jolly well want it covered. I’ve heard terrible things about this place.”
“Oh, Sunstreaker? Don’t worry, you too damn ugly for him.”
“Ha ha, yeah.”
“But, I’m you.”
“No, you a pussy.”
“Now hold on right there, you little rapscallions! You’ve got bum flaps too!”
“Yeah, but ours is all movable.”
“Yeah, like a ninja!”
“Your aft is a ninja.”
“Silent but deadly!”
“Well, mine is a tad excessive, I suppose. Not much movement back there…”
“You not as bad as Human Alliance Sideswipe.”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah, that guy had a whole car back there.”
“Well, lots of transformers have kibble backpacks.”
“But they got all the parts in pieces, but he got a whole car back there. Man, worse than Jetfire!”
“Oh, well that is quite the sticky wicket, eh?”
“Yeah… Well, you need fixed.”
“Then our readers should stick around all week to read Dehumanizing Alliance Skids, wherein I’ll be modded in such a way as to illustrate an easy way for them to do the same with any other Human Alliance Skids.”
“Yeah, but you still gonna suck.”
“Need I remind you that I’m bigger than you?”
“Yeah, a bigger pussy.”
You heard em, readers. Come back tomorrow for Part 2 and Step 1!
~Matt Booker
Tags: Customs, Human Alliance, Skids
I’m loving the HA Skids personality. I hope he sticks around for a while.
But he has to say “bangers and mash” at least once.
Just once. Make me proud!
Seems to be a trend for HA figures.
so wait, so Skids is still going to suck??
SPONGESCREAM!
No, he actually turns out pretty cool after the mods.
~Matt Booker
LUKE IS CORRECT, LET THE BRITISKIDS STAY.
ARE THE MODS GOING TO BE HARD? EXPENSIVE FIGURES DONT MAKE GOOD TARGETS TO TRY AND HACK AWAY EXTENSIVELY ON THE PLASTIC.
The mods are really easy, and most of them require very little cutting.
And if you pay for an expensive toy, don’t you want it to not suck? Fixing it is easy, and the guide will show you what to do.
~Matt Booker
Skids is starting to show up more in places… Maybe by the time the guide is done he’ll be available and maybe by that time you will make me want to buy him more.
Did you mistransform that side picture???? It looks like it should fit better or something.
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How did you transform Mudflap like that? The instructions show it less folded up…
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That picture of Skids looks like one of the golden army from Hellboy 2!
theres a face on mudflap where he’s about to get punched and it looks scared! the doors are eyes and the windshield is the mouth. lol
Hey Matt, what do you think about the controversy around Skids and Mudflap?
bangers and mash lol that sounds funny is skids really that fat he looks worse than sideswipe!!!!!!!!!
Hi JudgeG! Sorry about not getting to approve your comment until today (I’ve got a backlog of spam I’m sorting through.) but feel free to come back and comment more often.
As far as the controversy, well, that’s in the post after this one.
~Matt Booker
Bumblegirl, I think that’s a pretty accurate comparison, at least in that picture. Definitely a Golden Army feel to it.
GBG, just play around with it a bit and you’ll figure it out. If not, let me know and I’ll do a post about it.
~Matt Booker
You should do a picture of skids as one of the golden army.
Well the instructions aren’t exactly the indisputable way to transform a figure, and sometimes may even make you break the figure by following them.
Case in point, Movie Ironhide. The instructions tell you to pull down his heel to convert his foot, but you’re supposed to pull down his toes.
And Mixmaster looks better if you use that otherwise useless hinge in his shoulder to bring his arms a little closer to his body. Then there’s his ‘third mode’…