Captain’s Log, November 4th, 2009.
I’m such a tease to readers. Ended a bit with a cliffhanger, then described the resulting battle from the bored perspective of a farmer as he listened to the radio.
Oh, so there’s monsters decimating the city, and one just got beheaded by a chainsaw? That’s in the city, not here. *click* Hey, Johnny Cash!
Okay, so it’s not exactly like that, but it’s close!