Comments on: NaNoWriMo Captain’s Log Day 22

By: Esoteric

Esoteric — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:12:56 +0000

I had never realised until now that Onomatopoeia sounds such a great name for a merciless God of olde.

By: Luke

Luke — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:43:14 +0000

So your wife’s family is a clan of monsters who slice open deer, club baby seals, harpoon dolphins, drown puppies, engage in sexual intercourse with bunnies, and [insert further overhyped demonization of those who would dare to harm an animal, especially if it can be called "cute"].

Sounds like a good match for you. :D

I notice that I have not been offered any delicious venison. I can only assume from this that the corpse was burned in an offering to the Old One who is known in the tongue of man as Onomatopoeia. I see from the schlorp that you remembered to bring the KC Masterpiece this time and have received his blessing.

By: Bitter Cold

Bitter Cold — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:04:19 +0000

Haha, so now you can make more realistic bodies-being-ripped-apart sounds? Sweet.

Lolz.

By: Tophat Diablo

Tophat Diablo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:50:27 +0000

That’s really gross. Got any more? :D

By: JudgeG

JudgeG — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:49:27 +0000

I’m a little torn. On one hand, your description of the deer being cut was great. On the other hand, I feel like I want to lay down.

Yeah, I’m weak.

By: Esoteric

Esoteric — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:38:23 +0000

“(Not the animal. Imagine if a pickup truck had sex with a four wheeler.) ”

You can probably find that sort of stuff on the Google machine. It’s good to know that you’re still writing. I was a little bit worried that you may have been eaten by a man-sized mantis.