Dear Doug, Dear Luke,
It was nice to have you crash visit at our place the other night afternoon. Staying up late Eating pizza and watching Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, The Legend of Neil, and Father Ted Olympic Curling while you opened all the transformers we picked up for you.
But I want you to know, Bacon Rampage saw the note you left in the bathroom.
You really hurt it, Doug. But you’ve made your choice. I don’t think it has anything to do with your note. I’m just sayin.
(Unless Cheese Mixmaster is French Paradron and into threesomes pineapple, cause Bacon might be into that Norman.)