It’s been three years since I’ve had a Thanksgiving post here on MattBooker.info.
I wonder why?
Oh yeah. Venom.
Well this year I’m sticking to the basics. Nothing horrifying at all.
I got my wife a surprise Thanksgiving gift.
I was trying to decide whether I should wrap it or just have it sitting out where she’d find it, but I took a few sheets of printer paper and some tape and made this instead.
And then I left it in the bathroom and turned off the lights, half opening the creaky door.
What? Of course its not creepy. It’s… festive. And being ‘disturbed’ is the same thing as being ‘surprised’, right?
Maybe it looks better with the lights on.
“We told you it was a great idea.”
Happy… Happy Thanksgiving.