The MOAR You Know – Masterpiece Sideswipe

Gender and sexuality in Transformers is a sticky, sticky topic. Bring it up in idle conversation on a TF board at your own risk. Them thar hills are teaming with slashfic shippers, armchair psychologists, hungry trolls, and people that just want to laugh at Classics Sunstreaker’s balls.

What’s this have to do with Masterpiece Lambor Sideswipe?

Like Classics Sunstreaker, Masterpiece Sideswipe is definitely male.

MP SideSchwing!

Under MP Sideswipe’s crotch plate is an outline in the shape of something you can find drawn in most middle-school history books.

It's an upside down sling shot.

Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.

"You rang?"




Dance Dance Revabulkhead




But that’s still shaped like a wang.

~Matt Booker

2 thoughts on “The MOAR You Know – Masterpiece Sideswipe

  1. You know, I never noticed Sunstreaker’s little knobs before. I think I will never be able to look at that toy the same way again.

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