After all the wtf and lulz that ensued leading up to and following yesterday’s online sale for Toys R Us Exclusive Masterpiece Soundwave, no one expected to see this thing in stores.
In fact, I’m not even sure I believe it myself.
At the Hannibal, MO TRU Express?!
The guy behind the counter said these were not for sale yet. She wouldn’t even accept a gold giraffe as payment, saying it was obviously fake. It’s like that person has never dealt with an internet reviewer before or something!
I tried sneaking them out under my shirt, but apparently huge square tits are obviously fake. Security and I had a very awkward laugh about it, though.
But I’m not allowed back in the Hannibal, MO TRU Express for at least another year. What a bunch of trolls!