Halloween is AWESOME.
It’s my favorite holiday in my favorite month in my favorite season of the year. The leaves, the wind, the drizzling rain, overcast days and chilly nights, all of that makes for a great atmosphere here in my part of the world.
And with Halloween you get the best kinds of decorations. Sure, Christmas makes a good run at it for a close second, but what other holiday gets people to put up tombstones and zombies in their front yards? When else will you find bloody window clings, gawp-mawed and glowing Jack-O-Lanterns, rings of little cloth ghosts dancing around trees, and fluttering rubber bats hung from branches?
Obviously, for this holiday the definition of what is ‘family friendly’ gets blurred a bit. It’s okay to scare children every now and then, even if it’s just a little bit. Right?
But here on today’s installment of Ages WHAT and up?, I present to you something that doesn’t fit even that blurred definition of family friendly, something that’s not of the macabre, but of the perverse, a sexually explicit decoration in disguise as something cute.
Behold, dear readers, THE AIRBLOWN INFLATABLE PUMPKIN MONKEY!
Or as I like to call it, the Pumpkin Boner Monkey.
I’ve said this before on this feature here on MattBooker.info, but surely, SURELY whoever designed this was well aware that they were making a giant inflatable cock and balls poking through a pumpkin. That it’s also a ‘sock monkey’ could be part of the joke.
There’s no specific name for this product, so perhaps the whole company knew about the joke, and instead opted just to release it into the world and let the public name it.
And that name, dear public, is Pumpkin Boner Monkey.
So is this just entirely innocent and that monkey’s feet in no way resemble a comical ballsack? Would you buy a festive winter version where the monkey is feet-deep in a snowman?
Leave a comment and let me know! And don’t forget, you can pervert your friends using one of the links below.