Awkward Family Photos – Junkion Edition

I was redoing the second shelf of my Classics Autobots display and decided to have Wreck-Gar kneeling near the front.

And then with the way he was posed, I could have Wheelie right there next to him with his hand on his shoulder.

The result is either  creepy or hilarious or both.


Skeevy Uncle Wreck-Gar talks in 900 number commercials.
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Yeah, it’s both.


Maybe it’s how Wheelie looks like a petulant child, with his frowny face and his fists, as if he’s stuck there for the picture until his Uncle Wreck-Gar quits making faces at the camera.

Maybe it’s how Wreck-Gar looks like a skeevy uncle who only visits when the carnival brings him to town. “You kids ever been to Maccadam’s?”

Maybe it’s because G1 Wreck-Gar had nipple blasters.


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5 thoughts on “Awkward Family Photos – Junkion Edition

  1. That’s strangely appropriate.

    I love that Wreck-Gar (and his mold bros). I have way too many Junkions as a result. But, sadly, no petulant Wheelie for them to pose with.

  2. Thanks! :)

    I don’t blame you for having a lot of Junkions. That’s a really cool mold. Wheelie is actually cool too, even with the lack of elbows and knees. He’s supposed to be a little bot, so I like this version a lot better than the Jazz remold.

    ~Matt Booker

  3. I agree on the Jazz remold for Wheelie. It’s a good toy, but it just seems way too big (and heroically proportioned) for Wheelie.

    Hasbro ought to show him a little love with a new mold. Maybe a Commander-class Cyberverse guy so he could be a little bigger/better articulated.

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