Stinker – How To Avoid Being Drafted By The Army

Stinker Wednesday wants you! But hey, we promise we’ll treat you better than Uncle Sam.

Today’s prompt: How to avoid being drafted by the army.

 

Ace Manlove.
Ace Manlove

 

Outside rear self-love.
Outside rear self-love.

 

Cliche? Maybe. True? Sadly so.

But that’s no excuse for lack of a lark. So for all your draft dodging needs, contact Ace Manlove! His advice? Practice outside rear self-love where everyone can see you. They’ll either ban you from the army or make you a far right conservative congressman.

 

After you’ve had your fill of rear self-love, pick up a copy of Stinker at Amazon!

 

So, dear readers, what’s your favorite way to smoke a kipper for breakfast? Have you ever ridden an alligator while jumping out of a plane to fight nazis?

Leave me a comment and let me know! And don’t forget, you can share this post with your friends using the boxes below.

~Matt Booker

Leave a Reply