Stinker – The First Thing You’d Do As President

Welcome back to another Stinker Wednesday! Presidential election season is finally over and people can stop complaining about candidates and start complaining about the president.

But fear not, dear readers, I won’t be talking politics here. Well, at least not the hand waiving and public relations spin kind of politics.

No, I’m talking the really down and dirty stuff.

Today’s prompt is: The first thing you’d do as president.

 

The official poop.
The official poop.

 

Bang some poon!
Bang some poon!

 

Hey, I told you it was down and dirty. Can’t get any more dirty than poop, right?

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So, dear readers, what’s your favorite soft frozen yogurt topping? Should a crumble be served with Bailey’s?

Leave a comment and let me know! And don’t forget, you can creamy beige this post with your friends using the boxes below!

~Matt Booker

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