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Simmons Was Right! – Sidearm Sideswipe

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Agent Simmons of Sector 7 – a sane man to some, a fanatic to others, and a purveyor of delicious deli meat to all!

During his time protecting the free world from frozen doom, Agent Simmons became increasingly aware of patterns- a symbol here, a hieroglyph there,  a fossilized rubber ducky found in the vicinity of Mount St. Hillary– patterns which could tie directly into maybe possibly indicating that nbes might have visited earth before the arrival of nbe1 or even the cube!

But did anyone believe him?

Not even the Stonecutters!

Not even Sector 7, who keeps Atlantis off the maps, keeps the Martians under wraps,  robs cave fish of their sight, and rigs every Oscar Night!

But we do know…

Simmons was right!

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Simmons Was Right! – Bruticus

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Agent Simmons of Sector 7 – a visionary to some, a crackpot to others, and an underwear pioneer to all!

During his time protecting the free world from frozen doom, Agent Simmons became increasingly aware of patterns- a symbol here, a hieroglyph there, a rusted out bumper amid a clutch of fossilized woolly mammoth eggs – patterns which could tie directly into maybe possibly indicating that nbes might have visited earth before the arrival of nbe1 or even the cube!

But did anyone believe him?

Not even his mother!

Not even Sector 7, bastion and bulwark of a nation’s secrets, vanguard against frightening metal monsters and the potentially frightened fleshy freedom they might desperately want to destroy!

But we know…

Simmons was right!

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