Wow. That title might actually knock off ‘Google, Econ, and The Frito Bandito’s Speedo’ as the one that pulls in the strangest search engine visits. (Yes, I can see what you were searching for when you came here, you dirty dirty basement dwellers.) Sometime before Easter this year, my future Mrs. and I wandered down […]
Make sure you say that ‘bowe leg-ed,’ for extra goodness. So, tax day has come and gone, but this year’s deadline brought more than just the usual annoyances and ass hattery that are so prevalent in the news around this time of year. Yeah, there was still the pompous news people and their pappy politicians […]
So, Easter weekend was pretty good. Hung out with soon to be in-laws, ate lots of deviled eggs, ham, and rolls. My future Mrs. proved once again how awesome she is by getting me a Classics Erector. (I still have my original Erector, just missing his crane.) I don’t know why that Toys R Us […]
Did the basement dwellers of the world hear my plea? Perhaps, because I found an awesome spam comment tonight. Behold!
Do advertisers seriously think that anyone is going to buy products from them if they have Engrish addled asians coming up with their blurbs and shooting off their pitch and product links en masse to the unwashed internets? Apparently not, because they’re not even trying anymore…
Where the heck is the rest of the Lugnut guide? Why haven’t I posted things to entertain you? And why does this site still bring in 50 to 100 unique visitors on days when I haven’t posted for a while? Behold! The answer to some of these questions and more…
One of my future Mrs.’s college classes is an economy course where she has to read a book called The World is Flat. It’s an interesting book, despite my personal distaste for college, and the snippit that she read to me today has justified the $12 price of the book. It makes me worry about […]
. What do Captain Jack Sparrow, a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Whiskey, and a family friendly Christmas gift exchange have in common? The answer? A drunk uncle, a monkey, and a very uncomfortable holiday. What? You should see my answer to why a raven is like a writing desk. Seriously, though, here’s the tale of […]
So, I’m sitting on the toilet and- What, you don’t think it bodes too well when a story starts out like that?
Dear Doug, It was nice to have you crash at our place the other night. Staying up late watching Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, The Legend of Neil, and Father Ted. But I want you to know, Bacon saw the note you left in the bathroom. Later I found Bacon lying on the bed, begging […]