Step 4 – Touchups
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What’s this? No MURDERation of the title?
Rampage? Where -
Step 3 – KNEES!
“MUR-”
Yeah, yeah, we know. Murder knees, right?
“HOW DID YOU KNOW OF THIS, SQUISHY?”
Squishy?
“SQUISHY!”
Hurm… Well, you aren’t exactly hard to predict.
“Hurm…”
Okay, so let’s get started with-
“AH-KNEE-ALATION!”
Now you’re just asking for it.
RAMPAGE KNEE LEG FIX MOD GUIDE TUTORIAL GO!
Step 1 – Working Elbows
“MURDER JOINTS!”
No…
Step 1 – Wor-
“WORKING MURDER JOINTS?”
Gah! Fine.
Welcome back everybody, for the part of this guide that most of you are wanting, giving Rampage elbows! It’s pretty straightforward, just disassemble, cut, glue, reassemble, and elbow! Because of that (and to hopefully inspire Monty to buy Rampage before the movie comes out and he’s hard to find) I’m presenting all the steps in today’s tutorial.
That’s right, all on one page. Ready?
Rampage Elbow Guide Tutorial Mod Fix Go!
Step 1 – Cut a-
“BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE BOX!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down there, crabby. Lets try this again…
A guide to better Rampage elbows, hips, and legs!
……………………-or-
HOW CAN I BEAT YOU IF I HAS NO JOINTS?!
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RAMPAGE! What we’ve seen of him in the trailers and the toy make him out to be an angry mass of swarming death, pointy legs smashing and stabbing at the center of a tread whipped whirlwind of SMASH.
Bonecrusher would love this guy if he didn’t hate him.
But having the figure in hand, somewhere, through the dim lit depths of the new toy fog, a tiny voice was gathering strength. Slowly it built into a roar, rousing me from the contented sighs of deluxe delight until I could not ignore it any longer.
Rampage had problems.
It was that time again…
Woohoo!